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Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard
Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt
by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016
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Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective
Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?
by The_moondover April 8, 2022
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The holy child

A person who is referred as the most “innocent” person within a friend group(not thinking sexual thoughts). Thay can sometimes have unholy thoughts but that doesn’t brake the holy mindset.
“Bro did you know that James is with that jasmine girl”

“And?”

“She is uber sexual bro”

“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “
by Nnoble1000 October 18, 2017
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Child

by tommygobrrrrr May 18, 2021
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Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016
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CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.
A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”
by childescat April 23, 2024
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hello bitch child

by Croissantmanimbored September 4, 2021
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