boyfood

Boyfood is the appropriate term when you can't call someone your boyfriend- either because it's "complicated" or inappropriate to do so- but all you want to do is eat each other ;) Hence, boyfood.

"So are you guys dating?"
"My parents don't know yet- I call him my boyfood for the time being."

by Gw3n April 27, 2014

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015

Boyfriend Hungry

When a person is desperate for a relationship they don't care if they have an emotional attachment or not.

John don't go there, she's boyfriend hungry

by agent-xyz November 24, 2015

Boyf

A sneaky contraction of fuck boy. It's just switched around so people don't get upset.

Boyf, she did not do that. We all know you're lying

by Tonald Dump April 25, 2016

boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.

Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year

by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune July 8, 2016