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Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party
BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP
by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013
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Cinder Block

The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.

Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.

A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012
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Ass Block

An applicable method of removing an asshole from ones life.
Girl, you need to install Ass Block and get him out of your life!
by Gecko_Gold September 6, 2016
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Crock-block

Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.

A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'

'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'

'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
by Ten Forward January 12, 2017
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Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
by JCanada February 15, 2018
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block game

Joe: Want to block game?
Mikayla: Sure!
by BreadnLoaf February 21, 2021
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Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011
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