2nd Base

touching people's goods

titts, dick, goods, anything you wouldn't try to cover up from your spouse/partner. Alan is two basses from doing his girlfriend, he's already touched her breasts, so he's past 2nd base.

2nd Base by jannene June 11, 2006

14725th base 

getting your cock sucked by a giraffe while playing Video games.

dude 1: omg i got to 14725th base last night !!

dude 2: no wayyy!!!!

14725th base by i love monkeys . January 23, 2009

second base 

fist base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex

ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!

second base by flowerlife March 16, 2008

Half Baked 

Half baked is A funny movie for and with stoners. Dave chapple, #1 comedian is also in it which adds more laughs.

out take from half baked.
(scarface)Your titty popped out
(Thurgood)Now thats what i call a titty

Half Baked by Stoner(andrew nguyen) January 13, 2006

Corn Baked Rattle Snake 

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

Corn Baked Rattle Snake by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006

1st base 

making out

Elizabeth's mom walked in on her andher boyfriend making out on the couch

1st base by Anonymous August 12, 2003

48th base

(noun) An achievement that requires you to do the following... Go into a time machine, on Wednesday, in order to change the history of your life, thus causing a paradox. Once the paradox is set and parallel universes are being spontaneously spewed into existence, you must find one with a real life Jurassic Park and shoot all the protagonists dead. Take their bodies into a large volcano as a sacrifice to summon Mr. Pamplemousse, the fire god. You will them perform 23 bases of your choosing on him, whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, Old McDonald, and Dragostea Din Tei. Finally, you must have already done half the steps while raping 89 squirrels along the way BEFORE you read these instructions!!! All this must have additionally been done without ever losing The Game.

Person A: "After my lifelong quest, I have finally done it!"

Person B: "Done what?"

Person A: "I've reached 48th Base!"

Person B: "You made a paradox, destroyed the plot of a movie, and went squirrel crazy without being instructed to OR losing The Game?!"

Person A: "Yep!"

Person B: "Really?! 89 squirrels!?"

Person A: "DAMMIT, no!!! I did 90!"

Person B: "Better luck next time."

*World War IX destroys Earth over the recent pandemic of insane squirrels* BOOM!

48th base by Too Many Bases! May 21, 2009