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free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.
Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.
by doritoboi November 4, 2006
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Play Free Bird

1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)

40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
by ZimZimmah January 3, 2006
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Free Nelson Mandela!

All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.
Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!

*loud cheer*

Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!
by Asger W November 20, 2007
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Free-Tard

What one is called after failing miserably at free running
Ha he just tried to do a double back flip off a park bench and failed. What a Free-Tard.
by BigNasty69 December 10, 2012
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fuck boy free

When a female whom no longer deals with, or entertains a male who is not beneficial to her and brings her down begins to naturally glow.
Jill: I heard Jane and Will broke up!
Ashley: Yeah they did and I'm glad. He was no good for her.
Jill: Yea and you see that fuck boy free glo coming in already!

Ashley: Hell yeah! She looks great!
by Yomomaaa July 6, 2017
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Detroit Free Press

When you are about to engage in sexual relations with a obese african american and you press her fat rolls together and begin penetrating the crease of the rolls like it were an anus or vagina....etc
Hey man I had This big girl last night man she was a freak, I ran the Detroit Free Press on her ass.
by green2009 May 4, 2011
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Pulled a Free Willy

Barely squeaking by (or barely passing), or pulling it out of your ass.

In reference to the radio show, "The Bobby Bones Show" - when the cast was playing The Name Game, the cohost Lunchbox barely squeaked by naming "Free Willy" as a "Bill" or "William," thus causing controversy in the studio.
"So did you pass that English final?"

"Yeah, I totally pulled a Free Willy! I got a D minu
by bellinblack6 September 28, 2008
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