part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

cum child

A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.

Lakat put a cum child in me - Lucas

by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023

timothy childs

God amongst men

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*

by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023

Child

A manwhore that I hate who is homophobic, makes jokes about r*pe and transphobic.

Diego the child.

by AmazingWordsTodayKids January 31, 2021