doing your mom 

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

doing your mom by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Doin your mom 

Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night

Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?

Yes

Doin your mom by EpicmemerJoemama69420 September 7, 2022

Suck Your Mom

A slur for Chinese people from the old English days, referring to Europeans fornicating with the Chinese women without their consent. Nowadays is usually used as a derogatory phrase towards friends.

"Yo Tyler I'm gonna Suck Your Mom!"
"Don't you dare bro!!!"

Suck Your Mom by RANKELMOBASTARD January 9, 2023

in your mom 

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

in your mom by Avlixn July 19, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

Buy your mom an iPhone by anonymous December 21, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

Buy your mom an iPhone by anonymous December 21, 2023

Not your mom 

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

Not your mom by Hym Iam February 10, 2025