An unfathomable being who has the ability to create life and take it away. A woman is force that can take on many forms. She is the embodiment of the sunniest days and stormiest nights.
by Latasia Fae March 9, 2023
Get the Womanmug. A Funkey Woman is a woman that gives you a key to come wake her up at 3am if you struck out at the bars. This is different than a funky woman. A funky woman just has nasty pussy.
by SeanRMagicMan June 5, 2025
Get the Funkey Womanmug. by I’m trying not to be murdered May 19, 2022
Get the a certain kind of womanmug. 
Person 1: Have you seen Brittany lately?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she recently became a sigma woman.
Person 1: Oh my god. Holy shit.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she recently became a sigma woman.
Person 1: Oh my god. Holy shit.
by asmotion December 18, 2021
Get the Sigma Womanmug. A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
Get the Emotionally Active Young Teenage Womanmug. 