food cut

A fine lookin hoe...

"Yo, did you check out that bitch, she was a str8t up food cut for reals!"

by Donkey Lover July 25, 2004

food yard

A place where you can get food and eat, often populated by UMBC students. See foodsmith

I'm hungry as shit. Let's go walk on these sidewalk paths that make no sense and eat the food yard. Hopefully we won't slip and fall on the ice.

by Stealth Rabbi January 26, 2005

penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 11, 2016

food camper

a person that enjoys the really annoying act of eating food really slowly and taking frequent brakes to chew for a long time. Makes other people want to grab the food from the person's hands and shove it out the window

Guy 1: Hey Fred, stop being a food camper and lets head over to the movies

Fred: nom... nom... nom... nom...

by dragonflyerSW February 08, 2012

Food Networking

The act of receiving a handjob while watching the food network.

Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.

by Powd September 24, 2018

Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 14, 2013

Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out

by Big Miller June 13, 2009