midget clown porn

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.
Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.
by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013
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ass clown

An ass clown is one who does such foolish things as to deserve death in return.
Arjun is an ass clown because he enjoys stabbing his own hand.
by Mungerdom July 30, 2004
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clown factory reject

the ultimate insult...basically telling someone they are so dumb, that they have been rejected by a clown factory...i mean come on! who gets rejected by a clown factory???!!!
you stupid clown factory reject

your not cool, therefore you are a clown factory reject
by therealchaka April 01, 2011
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clown question, bro

The standard and best retort to a clown question.
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."

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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
by speakonit June 13, 2012
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circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023
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Sad Clowning

Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.
"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"
by theoneandonlyRD April 24, 2012
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ass clown

someone who you wouldn't mind making their intestines look like a f*cked up balloon animal.
OMG! That Ass Clown Totally Cut Me Off!
by KillerAce November 03, 2008
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