fish face

when someone had a fish bite there face. this leads to fish rabies disease. it causes one of your eyes to fall off(usually the left), you feel the need to kill fish, you eat worms consistently, get a "fish face"(a face that looks like a fish), you grow fins on the back of your neck that continue down to your tail bone, are sexually attracted to amphibians( yes fish have always had a thing for amphibians), grow gills, and after you experience all of that pain you shrink and turn into a fish. A way to avoid such a catastrophe is fishicide, buy it at your local convenience store. Remember if you encounter a friend or family member that has this disease, please don't taunt them. If you taunt them they will kill you. Or rather give you the disease(its as bad as dieing).

"Hey man waz with the fish face?"

"Where's an amphibian?"
"Well there's my pet frog... My god what the hell are you doing to it?!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

fish fillet

1. A woman who sleeps with other women.

2. A boneless piece of fish.

Jen used to like boys, but now she likes her fish filleted. She might as well buy a Subaru.

by zisforxylophone July 7, 2005

Tonsil fishing

When u hook on to someone’s tonsils and never let go. This is the best way to fresh kiss a person.

Tonsil fishing is the best thing ever.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

fish boat

To motorboat a woman's labia

Just to let her know I had more than a passing interest I spread her legs and gave her a zesty fish boat .

by anonymous June 17, 2016

fish hoe

A hoe that stinks.

Damn, Cassidy is a fish hoe.

by $quigg¥ June 10, 2016

fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".

Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?

by IFuckedYourDad January 11, 2017