Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.

When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.

by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

Final card

Last attempt of an argument

Her final card was telling the truth.

by Chakame December 11, 2017

Reverse Card

The Reverse Card is one of the most powerful artifacts next to the N-Word Pass, it is used by deflecting a roast or sentence like "your mom gey" and "the person above/below me is a pedophile".

Memer 1: lmao your mom gay and dad lesbian
Memer 2: *pulls out Reverse Card*
Memer 1: OOF *dies*

by dominator300 May 15, 2019

embedded multimedia card

Pronunciation: /ɪmˈbɛdɪd ˌmʌltiˈmi diə kɑ rd/ (Suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
Embedded Multimedia Card (noun phrase) - An incorporated iteration of the MMC (MultiMediaCard) retentive medium, frequently utilized in cellular telephones and economical portables.
Significance:
• It defines an internal type of memory card.
• It emphasizes its built-in nature.
• It identifies it as a component of phones and laptops.
• It avoids prohibited language origins.
• It improves concise identification.
• It replaces lengthy descriptions.

Examples:
• “The economical portable utilized an embedded multimedia card for archival.”
• “The manufacturer decided to employ an embedded multimedia card on their new cellular phones.”
• “The capacity of the embedded multimedia card is sufficient for most applications.”

by Dmitrio February 12, 2025

Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025