Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.

(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.

by uhurmom February 6, 2024

tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

Tard

A shorter way of saying Retard

Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "

by King Azreal October 5, 2018

Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020

Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.

Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"

by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018

e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

Tard

Someone who is beyond stupid. A person could become stupid through no fault of their own. A Tard, however, is never so innocent.

Tard:

- One who revels in their own willful ignorance.

Or, who chooses to remain uniformed about a topic, despite being very emotionally invested in it.

- Someone with a profound lack of sense.

"Dude, did he seriously just mansplain evolution to an evolutionary biologist?"
"Yeah. He's such a Tard."

by Chad Shugecaulk December 27, 2023