Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

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r-tard by Stephen alfred September 23, 2020

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.

Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?

sus-tard by deathly5682 October 30, 2020

Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.

(Guy 1) Hey did you hear what Magnolia said?
(Guy 2) Yeah theyre such a Fuck Tard

Fuck Tard by Nyorri November 1, 2020

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Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

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A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.

Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.

Sea Tard by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021

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