whisker hole

A mouth surrounded by a mustache and beard.

I kissed him on the whisker hole.

by biggere September 7, 2012

porpoise hole

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.

Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Nerd Hole

Orifice out of which useless trivia about various geeky topics, such as science fiction TV or computers, is spewed.

Dude! Nobody cares about Firefly anymore! Shut your nerd hole!

by Pryderi2 April 14, 2010

bicyc-hole

A bicycling asshole. Example characteristics: Speeds though pedestrian traffic instead of slowing down; does not obey red lights; runs into things and rides off.

A bicyc-hole hit-and-runned my car the other day and cost me 500 bucks on my collision deductible. He didn’t even smudge his spandex.

by A_C_Fenderson March 15, 2014

pole-hole

n. An ungodly huge vagina, cunt, clit, lip, anything loosly related to the female gentalia.

She had such a huge pole-hole.

by nick "likes it rough and rugged" baucom November 20, 2003

Hole in one

an alcoholic mixed drink. its a glass of arnold palmer with a shot of vodka dropped in it. sort of like jager bomb but with arnold palmer and vodka

guy1: i had so many hole in ones yesterday
guy2: do you even remember any of them?
guy3: so you must be quite a good golfer
guy1: i guess you could say that

by mehale December 28, 2011

Fassy Hole

An absolute dickhead.

Rob Hickton is a Fassy hole :P

by Ruth Hickton's fit February 11, 2010