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switch blade

a hard street word for a dike
Me not being gay, I was not comfortable in a house full of switch blades.
by Asia June 18, 2006
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The Switch

The switch is when the Random Scale is turned over. The Random is on the right side of the scale, the Right is on the left side of the scale, neutral stays the same.
eg. Sandy is a "Right" person but she wants to "fit in" with a group of "Random" ppl. So a person in the random group says: "I like pants!" (lafs heard all around) and sandy's reply is : "Yeah! especially when they're cotton!" (SILENCE) Random peron: Riiiight. The system has switched.
(note) there is a rare occasion where a right person is successful. But if not, they are called Try-hard random
by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005
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A Taylor Swift

A girl or guy who gets into relationships all the time, but when they break up all they do is talk about that ex, they talk about that person all the time.They claim they don't miss them, but they constantly talk about them
Girl1: I can't believe he broke up with me. We are never ever getting back together.
Girl2: You are such A Taylor Swift.
by MissKnowitAll3115 August 6, 2016
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Taylor Swift

A Satan worshipper who likes using homophobic terms in her songs.
Taylor Swift once said, “Shade never made anybody less gay.”
by Kierszhmeister82 September 23, 2019
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Phil Swift

Here is the SHORT VERSION:
Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.

In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.

Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.

Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.



Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!

Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass

Twitter: @ItsFlexClass

Thx!
Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
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swiftck

The worlds coolest person always kind has god humid and carries in exams has a good group of friends and likes to play games
I wish I had a life like swiftck
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