Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023

Bum sniffer69

This guy is so cool and hot I wish I could grab his ars cheeks like playdough I love this man he's like my little princess

Bum sniffer69 is so sexy

by Big fat fucking cunt January 5, 2024

dirty stifler

In the doggy position you have four fingers in her ass lifting her like your luggage

This chick and i did the dirty stifler lastnight

by Jadragon December 5, 2023

Cough Sniffer

A person who goes, unmasked, to superspreaders during an outbreak of a disease.

I wouldn't make out with him... He's a cough sniffer.

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024

LeJock Sniffer

Someone who believes LeBron James is the GOAT based off of things unrelated to basketball.

“John is such a LeJock Sniffer, he said LeBron is GOAT because of how he looks”

by Snake428 April 24, 2024

Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

sausage sniffer

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis

by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024