shoot a layup

When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.

Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.

by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008

Shoot The Core

A slogan of many shoot-em-up video games coined from the Gradius series

Shoot The Core!

by P12 August 5, 2008

shoot the basket

when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy

frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday

john- im so jealous TEACH ME

by Fro 51 October 4, 2008

Scooting Off

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

by CuervoJones August 18, 2010

Shnoot

A shnoot consists of an asshole who enters the right hand turn lane and acts like he/she is turning into a parking lot. Then he/she cuts everyone off to be first in line.

I was sitting at a red light and when it turned green I decided to move into the right turn lane and perform the shnoot.

by s0fly24 October 16, 2013

Shoot or Shoot

A term used among friends or acquaintances when when discussing a risky activity. It’s purpose is to encourage individuals to reach their full potential regardless of the consequences. In other words, to embody a full send mentally in all their undertakings.

Jason: should I send this?

Andrew: shoot or shoot.

by KsigRulez February 7, 2018

Shoot the gap

When one is planning to travel. Or asking for someone to travel long distances.

Chris: Hey bro! You heard about that concert, you gonna go?
Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.

Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.

by Zesty27 May 6, 2018