shankstick

A person who is annoying 99.99% of the time and causes the world to crash all around him or her.

Thanks alot for screwing up my day you fuckin' shankstick.

by James R January 21, 2004

Shark Attack

Occurs when a guy and a girl are having sex and the male proceeds to oral sex. During oral sex the male bites the girls clitoris, flips her over, and sticks his penis in her butt. While the man is doing this, he raises his arms to the top of his head and completes the appearance of a shark fin with his hands.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard you shark attacked that girl last night."

Guy 2: "Wait, what did I do?"

Guy 1: "Shark Week!" *raises hands above head to create a shark fin*

by <--^---< January 20, 2011

Shark Attack

Noun: A play in footvolley where the player scores by smashing the ball with the sole of his/her foot above the net onto the other team's side.

Man, did you see that ridiculous 'shark attack'?

Yea .. he destroyed it! Nice point!

by BeachKing January 29, 2012

Shark week

Referring to the time each month a female is on her period, especially when referring to a group of friends in which the females' menstrual cycles are in sync due to pheromones.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Man, we need to ditch the girlfriends this weekend, it's shark week."

by solstice December 24, 2014

ass shark

A homosexual who is always chasing down his next sexual encounter. His next piece of ass...

That faggit is such an ass shark

by Kr8zGrl January 15, 2014

Shark Tank

The very feared gang at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA. It is revered by many people who walk around the school, not wanting to mess with anybody for fear of being killed. The Shark Tank gang is rivals with the Fish Bowls, a waterpolo gang.

Ohh shit, here come some Shark Tanks. Don't look them in the eyes!

by Paul February 27, 2005

Shark Week

A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.

"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."

For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"

by Wordsy McWordersan November 21, 2013