shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded cache out June 1, 2013

Sherlina

An amazing human being that can do anything she puts her mind to. Only problem is that she can be extremely sassy, and a slore.

Who is that person over there making music and dancing on that pole? Oh thats just Sherlina.

by mulassa December 27, 2013

SHARP Chicken

Like Gay Chicken, but at the work place. Two co-workers/buddies try to psych each other out by massaging, groping, dirty talking and the like while at work. The two try to push the envelope and whoever stops first is the loser. Often leads to sexual harassment (SHARP) complaints from other staff that they are making them uncomfortable, or hours of fun and laughter (depending on how cool your staff is).

Lenny: Alright Steve, at Monday morning's staff meeting you're going down.
Steve: Bullcrap. I haven't lost a game of SHARP Chicken yet

by Lorethe2nd January 30, 2016

Sharp work, samurai.

An affectionate phrase used in a congratulatory fashion, primarily spoken towards someone whom you share a relationship, or potential relationship, with.

Person A: (Comes up with a good plan and executes it well)
Person B: Sharp work, samurai.

by Quolyte June 29, 2017

Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

sharal

Sharal is a name of a girl who is very sweet and caring, Who has anger issues and can be savage when she is pissed or angry. When she is hurt She tends to hide her emotions and closes herself off. She is a very honest and loving to ones who are important to her. She is a very good listener and can give you the best advice, she has a very bubbly nature.

The most important person in my life is you, Sharal. Just can't get enough of you.

by _Her_ January 9, 2018

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018