California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

vajeen screen

A photograph of a vagina, primarily in reference to one viewed on a mobile phone or computer.

Dude, somebody needs to tell Jenny to stop sending vajeen screens to every guy she meets.

by MoosyMarinara October 23, 2017

Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009

Scheese

A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.

Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.

by Einhorn December 7, 2009

Screamface

Someone who is Extremely loud in moaning during any form of sexual activity

She's areal screamface in bed.

by Ajfbskjhfjsde January 4, 2010

I scream come

(N) A two minute warning given to someone whose play slips. Usually begins with "I want you to come," and ends with a quick dismissal.

Shelly: I tried Larry out last night.

Donna: Cool, how was he?

Shelly: He started off ok, but when he put on a rubber he got way too into his dick. I had to pull an 'I scream come' on him and finish myself off after he left.

by wallhouse July 7, 2011

fan scream

to squeal, squiggle, giggle, enjoy, scream at your obsession. normally refers to celebrities but can also be used at books, anime characters etc. used alot in kpop.

person 1: omg yuri from snsd! *fan scream*
person 2: yeah alright calm down..
person 3: *fap fap fap*

by unhappypanda September 6, 2011