shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

vegas sponge

A vegas bomb plus a splash of pineapple.

I drank a vegas sponge.

by Bell6990 July 22, 2017

camel sponge

A tampon for a very large vagina.

Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .

by Mobyduck June 10, 2017

Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018