Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012

softie

flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 8, 2004

softXcore

The very epitome of courtney. It's when an emo poser tries so hard, but fails miserably at being hard. Thus, like Skinemax, it's sorta like the real thing, but falls short.

Courtney the Conquistadork tries to act like such a badass, but in the end, she's just softXcore

by eddierules December 23, 2004

Softcock

People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.

Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

Soft Job

Receiving a hand job while unable to achieve or maintain an erection.

That dude gave Nick a soft job.

by Chris Jacabucci September 14, 2008

Softy

a person that is unusually soft. Usually male with female characteristics.

Phil, you are softer then butter in a microwave.
You are a softy, like snorlax

by who not me April 26, 2010

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008