The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.

Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.

by Ifuckdeadcats June 29, 2019

God Rip

A bong rip that consists of 80% tobacco and 20% weed. It only counts as a god rip if you are spinning and your body vibrates.
it’ll usally end with throwing up.

Bra that faka was one god rip

by jehebdrb November 12, 2025

shell rip

When you are straight up, required to jump in-and-out of heaven to test a physics module built to hold-up civilization so lady-crotch-zombie-demon-pirate-vampire-occult-secret-society looney tunes do not go chasing the demonic trajectory of harming children of any God-Spirit for their intellectual abilities again so they can join Earth, Wind and Fire aka, Beauty, Mind & Strength. ya that thing.

Tōkōwā did a shell rip to rebuild his 'Bridge to Heaven' mechanisms. The parasites were nowhere to be seen and really have no clue what they are once you stop feeding their pecker brains.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 26, 2025

Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.

Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip May 11, 2023

ripped

Stoned beyond comprehension.

Is that another joint? I was ripped after the second one.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

rip it time

The time that you have after someone leaves the room for you to get all of the gas out of your butt before they come back.

"Man, if I only had 10 more seconds of rip it time then I wouldn't have had to leave her house early."

by Maddiekitty333 October 19, 2013

Rip Stick

The gayest form of skateboarding that are only rode to impress the 4 year old baddies. Someone who rides a rip stick usually doesn't have a single FUCKING CLUE how to skateboard but acts like they can.

"Eww that weirdo is riding a rip stick."

by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025