rogered

A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies

"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."

"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."

by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022

Roger That

I heard what you asked me to do...but I'm honestly not listening and not going to do it. Replying "Roger That" is really saying "Go Fuck Yourself!"

Will you check on the cleaners being done on Friday and ready for inspection? Roger That!

by ZLPTDBW July 11, 2022

ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.

I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!

by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022

Rogers Moment

When your connection cuts in and out regardless if you’re a Rogers member or not.

Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.

“Sorry, I think it just lost you. We’re having a Rogers Moment.”

by RUFF RUFF July 14, 2022

Roger G

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.

hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.

by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022

Roger

13

All Rogers know

by Catdaddy213 August 5, 2022

Roger Hüppi

Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.

Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.

by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022