microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie May 7, 2018

Rice Hound

A racial term for any asian ever made since the beginning of time. This includes the nerdy kind, the kind that like kung fu, the musically inclined, the gangster type of even the ones that are just kinda there.

LOOK! A rice hound in the fields!

by Master Rice Hound April 27, 2011

Bag of Rice

An object that fixes your phone when you put it inside

A : My phone is not working properly !!
B : have you put it in a bag of rice?

by Sofi is this word August 14, 2024

Rice Farmer

A white man who only likes asian girls

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

Chicken and Rice

Stems from the meme of a buff man crying over his meal saying "eat your chicken and rice, she don't want you back". It means you are maidenless or has no bitches and is lonely.

"Im eating chicken and rice sob"
"She dont want me man chicken and rice"
"I bet you eat chicken and rice"
"Fuck man time for chicken and rice"

by somerandomrat May 9, 2022

Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses

I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen

by JustASpy November 28, 2023