Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

Pre-Swail

Canadian in origin;

Getting together to drink at someone's house, before going out.

Let's go over to Jim's house and Pre-Swail before we hit the Club.

by Hoser Lingo January 9, 2010

Pre-snitch

When you ask for something from someone and they ask your parent/guardian if its ok and they say no.

You: Hey Tony can u get me a soda?
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.

by Inkoooooo29 August 20, 2017

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Pre-course

What's worser? A pre-course is no real course in a meal buffet, it's tantamount to Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton.

You don't get the main course and the dessert and the hors devours because you did a pre-course, and by now she's devoured other men's' dicks and balls at Disney.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

Pre-posal

Two people that aren’t yet ready to pop the big question but yet, are in love to a point of no return. Both parties have never felt this way before. Both have never been this sure about anything, so they need a pre-posal to truly lock him or her DOWN!

I love my girlfriend so much, but I’m not ready to propose…that’s okay, I think a pre-posal would be better instead, and she’ll be my pre-ancée

by Banditiboi January 20, 2024