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On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.
“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”
by rabiescat November 25, 2023
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Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.
"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."
by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
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PG-13 Pander

When a movie that has mature source material or had previous movies meant for mature audiences by having an "R" rating. To then be dumbed down to a "PG-13" rating in order to pander to a larger audience of teens and tweens, while excluding the actual audience of fans that want the movie to be rated as its source material or previous movie ratings intended. This move is solely used to make a mature property more profitable as a movie, but usually does the opposite since they lost their actual audience's wallets trying to create their own intended audience.
" I cant believe they made super evil spider clowns 2 PG-13 even though the previous one rated R. I'm sick of the PG-13 Pander."
by Globinboopin October 7, 2024
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keeping the powder dry

To be calm and ready for a possible problem in the future.
They don't know how the election will turn out, so for now they're just keeping the powder dry.
by Borat91 March 18, 2024
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Death By Penders

An irrational fear you get where you refuse to watch/play/read a piece of media over an abstract fear despite hearing you might like it. Named after infamous artist Ken Penders.
he doesn't want to watch Sonic SatAM because he has a fear of Death By Penders
by StarHogs January 4, 2025
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South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"
by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025
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