“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
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Get the Hort Peanus mug.To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.
"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."
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"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."
by shittybex September 19, 2016
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by tylth April 26, 2006
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