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disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea
She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift
by splob February 23, 2022
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Skibidi Toilet

Why. Just why.

Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Person: Heya, little guy. What'ya watching?
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
by Woah, bitch March 25, 2024
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toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
mugGet the toilet tag teammug.

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.
"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"
by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
by SouthJaw July 13, 2012
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Skibidi Toilet Rizz

A type of rizz that Kai Cenat uses to defeat his opps
by BFNDIcreator May 19, 2024
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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