noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Get the A Jerk-Off Jehova Witnessmug. Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020
Get the Berkeley circle jerkmug. such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...
every hour the clock ticks is a fap...
like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...
This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
every hour the clock ticks is a fap...
like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...
This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
by meh12558 December 3, 2018
Get the Just Jerking Januarymug. Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
Get the jerking it crazy stylemug. by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024
Get the Herkin Jerkmug. Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. 