New Rager 

A teen pop icon that burst onto the music scene when he released his first fist-pumping single "Look Out" on iTunes and then catapulted into stardom with his second album "Shy on the Dancefloor"- this kid is a force to be reckoned with. Watch out David Guetta! Although he's never thrown a real rager himself, New Rager promises that when he gets enough money from his music career, he'll have a huge party in his beverly hills mansion (until the police show up of course).

Bro 1: "Hey bro! Stop talking to me! I'm listening to New Rager's "Shy on the Dancefloor!"

Bro 2: "RAGE ON BROSKI!!!"

Bro 1: "I couldn't study for exams. I was up all night listening to New Rager."

New Rager by BroseidonBroski January 22, 2011

New Found Glory 

The best band ever!!!! just had their new album catalyst come out a couple months ago and toured with green day. THE KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nfg is the best band ever.

New Found Glory by alicia December 19, 2004

new hope 

If you are a tourist visiting new hope, then you'll find it a pleasant town full of historical tribunes and small boutiques. If you're a resident, its quite the opposite. yeah i liked living in new hope for the first year or so, but doing the same things for fun day after day can get pretty tiring. If you live in new hope, all your going to find for entertainment is going downtown and sitting on ledges and making fun of toursits. You are constantly surrounded by men holding hands and motorcycles without mufflers. theres nothing but starbucks, alchohol, and drugs. some town right?

"all we do in new hope is sit around and make fun of people; there isn't bowling, movies, or even a mall."

new hope by djfhuehgfkdg October 8, 2005

New Bedford

New Bedford, MA is an average sized city in southeastern Massachusetts

Highway Route 18 takes you from North to south ends.

Known for its history in whaling and and underground railroad also 18th century imigrants from Portugal, cape verde and French Canada.

The late 1980's is when the city was overcome and multiplied with Quatemalans, hispanics, etc.. etc.. where their claim to success is gangs and selling drugs, and everyone wants to live on welfare and do drugs.
now there isnt much more than abandoned buildings with no one that wants to work. and the city is struggling to upkeep its undergrowth of filth.

There are 3 high schools:
Voc- Tech - go there to learn how to work in the real world

new bedford high- where some get an education and gangs try to be cool but get demoted to

west side high school- with juvenile law breakers

Dont listen to the mumbo jumbo about gangs and whos reppin where. its all just to indimidate the hard working individuals. while the welfare crowd stays at home and deals drugs out of there over-filled 1 bedroom apartments.

New Bedford, MA

New Bedford by HardworkerfromNB May 11, 2011

New Years Berserk 

When you go berserk after consuming a mutitude of shots, Your friends must then lock you in the van as a result of your incoherent behavor so they can go to the club without you embarresing them, you then lose it as your intoxicated mind taps into its prehistoric nature and busts the van in half as an attempt on figuring out how to push the door open... and there by having to pay your friend the car bill after waking up and not remembering how it happend but knowing it was you that happened.....

During new years I had a New Years Berserk and totally lost it and ripped a japanese lady in half with my bare hands

New Years Berserk by He who is known January 13, 2008

new hope'd

drinking excessive amounts to the degree in which you wind up puking in a most inconvenient location. the drinking may or may not need to take place in new hope, PA.

Dan got so new hope'd that we had to stop on highway 287 so that he could puke on the side of the road.

new hope'd by skat man26 September 13, 2010

New Age Puritan 

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.

1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.

New Age Puritan by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012