Meat puppet

It’s another word for your DICK

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

Gosh he rammed me last night with his meat bus.

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

When you reveal your penis and she says "Oh my god, that meat bus will destroy me."

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.

Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Meat Exhaustion

Torpor and malaise caused by eating large quantities of meat.

At the barbeque I ate a slab of ribs, a burger, two hot dogs and four pieces of fried chicken. I can't get out of this chair: I am suffering from Meat Exhaustion!

by Dickie Bundle June 9, 2012

meat casserole

The robust and sulfurous stench coupled with a sophomoric, hideous but natural sound which causes the manifestation of the meat casserole fart smell. Also, a fart which smells similar to meat or barbequed meat.

Husband to wife: "I can't imagine why you ordered that pizza with extra meat last night considering the fact that I might go MC on you again..."

Wife to husband: "Oh don't tell me you're going to do THIS again. Last time it was the CHEESE BLASTER. The time before it was the "berry/nut FIASCO," because of that cereal we had from Central Market. Now you're going MEAT CASSEROLE on me? AGAIN?

"Yeah, after the slice of pie I had today, it's gonna smell like your Italian mother's house does during half time watching the Giants game. Listen here, that stromboli does some damage." "Too much friggin' sausage."

by zackjmack August 19, 2012