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The Magic Trick

The deadly art of turning the lights off before sex and walking out of the room as your friend walks in making sure the girl is facing a window you can get to, you have your friend fuck the girl when she thinks it is you, you walk over to the window tap and wave shocking the girl.
Matt and I gave Misty "The Magic Trick" last night, I wish I got the look on her face on tape!
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Midnight Magic 

| ˈmɪdnaɪt ˈmædʒɪk | , noun

1. Smoking weed or marijuana at night, preferably at midnight.

2. Having sex at night, preferably at midnight.
1. I was doing some midnight magic, then I found myself searching for weird Youtube clips to trip on.

2. My husband and I did some midnight magic. It was the best we had in months.
Midnight Magic by FRV August 7, 2014

How to feel the magic 

When a female has a penis and get a boner and slapps the penis on ones face until it cracks open and then the one being slapped will suck on the crack, taking out all the juicy until they feel the magic. Once that happens, they will see floating dicks in the sky as they fall through the universe of sex. Then they take their vagina and shove ones leg in, an arm, their head, the other leg, the other arm, and burrow inside of the vagina amd wait 9 months until they are reborn as an adult. Then santa and the easter bunny start "do'in it" on top of the man-baby and then will you feel the magic

ENFP magic

Imagine you are in some pointless social event that you did not even wanted to go, but were forced.

You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.

Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?

Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.

It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.

But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?

OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!

...

She offers you hear hand.

You accept.

You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.

You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.

Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.

You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.

That woman was a ENFP.

That is ENFP magic for you.
You: "I meet with this really cute girl, but she is kind of childish."
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
ENFP magic by Fgyjt May 5, 2023

Black Ginger Magic 

A dark mystical force that redheads use to destroy lives and cheat at iMessage games.
Don’t let her good looks deceive you she is manipulating the outcome of events by using the Black Ginger Magic.

blue magic 

a song by the guy who's dating Beyonce featuring Pharrell
Yo bro, who did that song "Blue Magic"? Everyone knows that! It's by that dude who's with Beyonce now.
blue magic by Ryan Newport October 5, 2007

puff the magic dragon 

This is when you blow a load in a chick's mouth and it comes out her nose.