move a bird

Transporting pounds of cocaine in one trip
Girl: Do you want to move a bird later

Guy: What’s that
Girl: It’s 2.2 lbs of cocaine
by Mutationsamen August 15, 2022
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Moved the Queen

To fuck up immensely while in an advantageous position.
I was playing chess last night, and this guy was about to win! Then he moved the queen and lost in one turn.
by Ancient_Mew July 04, 2020
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Move right past it

Yeah kind of like the blatant stalking and imposed schizophrenia.
Hym "Yeah you want me to move right past it. I'm not going to do it but you CLEARLY want me to do that. How does empathy feel? Is it good? Do you like it? I don't know. I don't do it. Is it like... Dope? Or something? Do you like it?"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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Move-Magician

An expert at relocation, ready and willing to help a client with whatever they may need.

A singular point of contact; focused on being a client's champion, from start to finish, during a long distance move.

Makes moving magical.
Containerize-it has a team of Move-magicians that made my relocation so easy!

Nicole from Containerize-it is a Move-magician!
by Hi27898 April 25, 2021
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024
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boss move

when you make a boss ass move and emote on those sorry motherfuckers
chad: i pulled a major boss move on brad the other day
by nickthompson August 18, 2022
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shmal move

the act of stealing money from a friend that you just found dead, preferably by hanging
damn, that's a shmal move stealing from jeremy who just died
by schmalpal December 07, 2011
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