Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Jelly

A well deserved jealousness

J beeb. I'm jelly. I respect you

by Wiildkat June 25, 2015

WOW Butter And Jelly

The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....

"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"

by BradyWasHere December 5, 2019

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

jellying a zebra

When GHOST has sex.

Yeah man, was jellying a zebra when my mum walked in.

by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

Jelly

Jelly is slang for your dick, so if someone is talking about there jelly there actually talk in about their dick

Person 1: stop touching my jelly dude

Person 2: oh my bad

by Thickdaddylonglegs321 December 15, 2023

jelly button

the belly button of an obese person

That person's shirt is so small, you can see there jelly button. SMH.

by heyitstessa November 25, 2016