Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 22, 2010

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 7, 2016

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"

Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".

by Van wick July 31, 2023

flame kiss earring

To lightly singe the earlobe of another.

I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.

by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018