Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey

Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.

by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022

Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022

bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022