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Guacamole Gold-Rush

Where a women holds two halves of an avocado up to a set of balls while pissing in the mouth of the avocado holder.
Hey Larry, why don’t you go find you a women that’ll Serve you up a guacamole gold-rush?
by Blackstudmuffin February 6, 2024
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jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"
"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold
by susafet August 6, 2016
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Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.
She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.
by VintageGibson August 18, 2016
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Black and Gold Brigade

The Black and Gold Brigade was the first ever band, created by the Egyptians to appease the gods. They soon discovered it also had the ability to repel and chicks in the area. After they redirected to California, they became the ultimate superpower. Stronger than every country, they wait for the right time to strike anybody named Elliott with their instruments of torture.
You’re in the Black and Gold Brigade? Let me guess, you’re still a virgin?

No I’m sexy as fuck.
by Mr.Funell October 25, 2023
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Gold Farming

Using the bathroom at your place of employment while on the clock, especially for a particularly lengthy bowell movement. Term derived from gaming culture wherein users would perform repetitive, easy tasks to earn in-game currency.
"I've got 30 minutes to kill before I leave for the day. If you need me, I'll be gold farming."
by ActionRick July 8, 2017
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta January 12, 2023
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Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.
"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"
by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017
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