dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

ear glance

The first impression of what you heard.

At first ear glance I thought she had spoke with an accent.

by Rocko X July 7, 2016

Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016

ear vomit

Something that sound horrible

That song is ear vomit

by pseudonyn name June 8, 2016

Ear Rape

A section of a Youtube Poop that includes blasting the audio in a certain scene.

That last Youtube Poop's ear rape broke my left ear.

by Adolf Fishsticks May 16, 2016

Ear Defilement

The act of committing of forced abstinence.

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.

by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016