Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016

ear vomit

Something that sound horrible

That song is ear vomit

by pseudonyn name June 8, 2016

Ear Rape

A section of a Youtube Poop that includes blasting the audio in a certain scene.

That last Youtube Poop's ear rape broke my left ear.

by Adolf Fishsticks May 16, 2016

Ear Defilement

The act of committing of forced abstinence.

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.

by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

ear rape

Any sound or noise that is loud, obnoxious, or annoying.

Examples of ear rape: republican debates, sanic, Kidz Bop, Donald Trump speeches, noob gamers

by Dank MLG Swag September 18, 2016