The Donald Trump

Needed: sweet lady friend
First put your sweet lady friend's (and/or your female cousin's) legs behind her head. While her legs are behind her head, sex it up. Make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what I mean. Then stick your face in her vagina. The lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she'll yell, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and then she'll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.

Clitisha performed The Donald Trump all over Clint's face last night. It was a real messy one.

The Donald Trump by Dwaney Dooleuty January 2, 2008

The Donald Trump

While having sex you build a wall around her and then when you're about to nut scream "get these illegal immigrants out my penis back to the vagina"

My boyfriend did The Donald Trumpe again or like to Donald trump every girl I meet at the bar

The Donald Trump by The Arizen Flame June 11, 2017

Supporting Donald Trump 

Supporting Donald Trump i when a single child-less adult male masturbates to anime

Tim: Hey, what were you doing earlier, you never text me back?
Wade: Well I was supporting Donald Trump this morning, and I plan to do so later today.
Tim: NOICE!

Supporting Donald Trump by LilCrakMunchkin May 1, 2016

The Donald Trump

The Donald Trump is when you are banging someone with a leftwing political belief and right before you cum you holler at them that you voted for Trump! Hang on for the ride as they try buck you off. Like a rodeo ride.

Last night I was banging this chick, I told her I voted for Trump and she tried to buck me off like a bull! 8 second ride baby! I love doing the Donald Trump!

The Donald Trump by Poopy Mcneckbeard October 30, 2019

joe donald trump biden rap

*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*

fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!

joe donald trump biden rap is the new raper god les goooooo

joe donald trump biden rap by raper god November 10, 2022

Better qualified than Donald Trump 

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.

This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

Better qualified than Donald Trump by doubleghost March 28, 2024

This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?

Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump by Hym Iam June 10, 2025