double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Double-Arrest

when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro

Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going
Man:about 30 over officer
Officer:Step out of the vehicle
Man:NO! fuck you i demand that you don't arrest me
Officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, Double-Arrest!

by alibiyqrbvipqrv April 25, 2011

double cumming

dou·ble cumming
ˈdəb(ə)l/ ko͝om,kəm-ing/

verb
1. The act of experiencing two orgasms while cumming for what seems like one huge intense fucking literally explosively amazing orgasms with tons of semen everywhere... anyway... but is actually two overlapping orgasms in which the second initiates before the first is able to even reach it's decline resulting in cum everywhere (ie. extreme secretion).

Copyright November 2014 Nick & Amy East.

Nick began double cumming when she started using her mouth in replace of her hands.

by Nick East November 27, 2014

double terror

The act of being stuck on the toilet with diarrhea while simultaneously throwing up into a trash bucket.

"Boy it sucks that little Ben got stuck with a case of the double terror."

by flyguy April 19, 2004

double-duh

A verbal reaction to a statement or question that is too stupid, too obvious or too unnecessary.

joe: so we cant tell our friends we partied @ the dodgy asian karaoke lounge with simon and his whore.
han: duh!
joe: ish so much rules to follow, I really want to tell them I've done something awesome like that!
han: double-duh!

by awes0me b0t June 17, 2009

double dyking

two man like bitches riding double on one motorcycle.

hey look at those two lesbos double dyking on that bike!

by allstargifted September 21, 2009

double piping

When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.

I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?

Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.

by A Man123 April 26, 2014