A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
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Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"
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Rape enthusiasts and October 7th deniers often get along great.
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October 7th denial, a close cousin of Holocaust denial, is the latest mutation in the DNA of antisemitism
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Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying
Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying
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