Daddy Roulette

A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract

(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)

Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?

Lisa "sure"

Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.

Daddy Roulette by Profection November 11, 2018

Daddy Huy 

You know thehottest,sexiest, and cutestguy you have ever meet? he can get all the girls that he want without even trying, oh did I mention that he’s sooooromantic?

LOOK GUYS IS DADDY HUY!!!!!!Ugh he’s sooo hot

Daddy Huy by O.n.i January 7, 2019

daddy shit 

When an alpha male performs an alpha move.

Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!

daddy shit by daddyofshit January 16, 2020

Daddy no! 

Daddy yes!

"daddy no!"
"daddy yes!"

Daddy no! by CrypticMemory May 6, 2020

Daddy joel

A daddy joel is mostly a gemini that most likely to have a huge cock and have a lot of kids. Their successful in many ways great at sex and has a charming sense

Im so horny i want a daddy joel

Im want a daddy joel

Daddy joel by Daddy joel August 23, 2020

Daddy Dirks 

The ultimate example of a scoundrel, particularly when someone misuses money that is not theirs, as in the case of public funds. Originated from UC Berkeley ex-Chancellor Dirks

A: Dude, my roommate stole my security deposit and bought a stash of weed
B: Your roommate is basically Daddy Dirks

A: I never thought someone could squander the charity's money like that!
B: Daddy Dirks would

Daddy Dirks by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

Daddy Dumptruck 

A man who's ass is just massive. So large that his fellow coworkers call him "Daddy Dumptruck", no matter the situation, and no matter who is around.

"Hey daddy dumptruck, can you grab me that pencil"
Literally the work center supervisor: "Yes, my son"

Daddy Dumptruck by bigdKfullFULL October 26, 2020