Chode-a-licious

Many gay fags having gay ass fucking sex together with wide load chodes.

Those fucking fags are having a chode-a-licious time.

by JimboSlice December 13, 2007

swimmer chode

a male swimmers junk, that has predominantly been shrunken due to the saturation of chemical mixtures in the pool.

"hey how was your date with jake last night?"
"Not bad, except i know he has a swimmer chode so i dont really dig that.."
"oh i see..."

by hotshot5556w January 27, 2008

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

Chode-cheese

The cheddar-like deposit found in the nether Regions of a Chode.

Chode-cheese? Yum! Bon apetít.

by Steve December 10, 2004

chode

A word used to describe someone who's a dick.
referenced in the Harold & Kumar Christmas movie

The actual meaning of the word is up for argument but is often used to describe the penis; much like the word cock, wanker, worm, wire, shaft, dick, horn of plenty and so on.

"Why are you going to this guy's place anyway; I thought you said he was a fucking chode?!

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

arash chode

A Japanese person who is caught changing and then rumours spread that he has a chode... Does he? Are the rumours true? Yes.

Have you heard about arash chode?

by Bill_Gill December 15, 2015

chode

As an abstract, that which is wider than it is long - the difference between a water tower and a reservoir is that the former is taller than it is wide, and the later is a chode (or chodal). Derived from the Hindi word 'to fuck (violence implied)', then used as an insult (hence 'fucker'), and only then given the special destatuatory property of 'a penis (which is wider than it is long)'.

Sandy is chodiferous - she only likes to eat guys with chodes.

My doctor was going to recommend these pills for penis enlargement, but when he saw my chode he called surgery immidiately.

Marlon Brando is... like... a human chode... dude.

by Warspite October 14, 2003