Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013

canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.

" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"

by 219LoveGuru June 9, 2016

Canada

Land of Moose and important people with cool socks

Look at that guy riding a moose with his stormtrooper socks on, he must be from Canada.

by TRG6969 December 31, 2017

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canada

something that doesn't exist

canada? what's that? i've never heard of it

by tiburon120 June 8, 2018

Canada

A fake country; also known as “2nd America with no Trump.”

“Yo, I really wanna go to Canada.”
“Ah, you mean 2nd America.”

by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018