by Hbomb007 May 21, 2024
super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't
Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
by icecreamman..... January 02, 2014
An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits August 02, 2008
Another version of moose knuckle AKA male camel toe. When a male's pants are too tight and it splits their balls, causing a bulge in their crotch, resembling a pair of cherries.
by f_ire_Ball_69 June 09, 2021
by your old gradmother December 09, 2019
by Pedo phill April 19, 2019
When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.
by Forbiddenness March 10, 2019