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Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
by Cockokok July 30, 2021
mugGet the Childemug.

Child support

What I'm still waiting for
"Hey dad, where is my child support?"
by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021
mugGet the Child supportmug.

Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!
by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020
mugGet the Childmug.

Big Child

A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.
Yo Anthony what's up Big Child stop overthrowing the football!
by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020
mugGet the Big Childmug.

Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
mugGet the Child fatiguemug.

Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.
“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass
-a fellow Sprinkle Child
by Rikukun January 20, 2020
mugGet the Sprinkle Childmug.

Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup
I just watched a child’s stream”
by What do I put here April 6, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

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