mongo baby

a person lacking most of thier mental capacities. retarded.

that mongo baby needs to learn how to drive

by cecisaurus October 13, 2006

Rib the Baby

The act of masturbating after an incomplete sexual satisfaction session. In other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.

Man 1: Dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
Man 2: Whoa man what are you gonna do?
Man 1: Man, I'm gonna go Rib the Baby all over her pillowcase.

by Weaton Leemour December 15, 2008

Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.

Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.

by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014

Snot babies

When someone is performing fellatio and gets a load of cum in their mouth and then laughs shooting the cum out of their nose. i.e. like when someone shooting milk out there nose but with cum instead.

She was giving me a blowjob and right after I came she shot snot babies out of her nose.

by Brain in the Rain November 15, 2011

shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

Liquid Baby

Euphamism for male ejaculate

I was surfin' some porn and wankin' it, and I got liquid baby all over my keyboard!

by John April 21, 2004

D1 baby

A d1 baby is when to extremely athletic people have a kid(s) that will be an amazing athlete, supposedly better than both their parents.

Boy: See Amy over there? She's never missed a basket
Boy 2: Are you sure bro?
Boy: We could have the best d1 baby together dude!
Boy 2: I dont know man. D1 babies are like, the superior to all babies, can you commit?

by Lovetheskygurl April 25, 2020