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Australian blowjob 

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

Beaver Blowjob 

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

Convertible Blowjob 

The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.
The other day my grandmother took her dental prosthetics out and gave me a convertible blowjob.
Convertible Blowjob by mrsaca August 3, 2022

alvin blowjob 

alvin getting a blowjob by brittany in the bathrom
alvin blowjob by doufingor August 22, 2022

National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
National Blowjob Day by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
National blowjob day by venyy September 30, 2022